I’m off to Montreal to see Willie Nelson this week. I’ve waited @30 years to see him. I look forward to seeing how a Redneck in Montreal acts. Le Yeeha.

A few years ago I was lucky enough to be on the Jam Cruise II. Now on JamCruise.com they have an achive section. One of their short films highlights the first and second cruises. I appear on it for 15 seconds. Check it out. This may be my 15 seconds of fame. I am pleased to show up right after Col. Bruce is featured.

The amazing and gifted Alice has read my mind. She KNEW I was thinking of the #14. Alice has got real skill. Her mind reading classes have paid off….BIG TIME. She’ll be getting her free t-shirt before she knows it. (maybe she already “knows it”, she knew the magic #)
Here’s how I choose #14: first I took my age, multiplied it by 200, subtracted my dogs age (in human years), held the image up to a mirror and wrote it’s reverse image, translated the AZTEC calander to find the “special” #, added 4 to that # and arrived, obviously, at the # 14. There you have it.
Congrats Alice.

******read my mind***** I’m thinking of a # between 1 and 100. I’ve told my wife this secret #, she will be the JUDGE. If you want to win a free EAT MORE KALE shirt, guess which # I’m thinking of. This contest will run until somebody wins. The winner will choose and woman’s, men’s or child’s style and size. I will choose the color and will print my EAT MORE KALE design for you. Good luck, I hope your mind reading classes will pay off. What # am I thinking of?

****Fri April 21st************

Alice has read my mind. What a relief.